Ophelia's List of Boyfriend Qualities

1. Smart
2. Handsome
3. Cares about his family
4. Like a lot
5. Slightly emo
6. Homicidal
7. Perpetually in mourning
8. Insults his mother
9. Insults me
10. Kills my father and my brother and causes me to commit suicide
11. Yeah
12. All of those things would be great

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